June 1, 2007

I Love Paris

Paris Hilton’s simple life might just get simpler still on June the 5th, her date with the jail authorities. Paris Hilton is my favorite blonde, she has made it easier for me to picture a blonde in blonde jokes and I’ve started to enjoy them more! Paris Hilton has urged her fans to sign a petition to keep her out of jail. That’s OK, I can live with that but the interesting part is the reason she cites for such a petition. She, if you please, “provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”


Hilton’s plea on her MySpace website urges fans to join this ‘movement’ to keep her out of jail by convincing the Governor of California Arnold ‘Terminator I, II and III’ Schwarzenegger to change his mind! Tough luck babe!
Life has been really tough for Paris Hilton. Imagine being named after one of your father’s properties. Can you imagine how tough life would be with a name like Exclusive Floors Chintamani, Jungpura Extention Kapoor or Ghatkopar Heights Jadhav! On top of that Paris claims that cops always pull her over and ask her out. Wow that can be really tough! Then not to forget that she keeps losing her pet dog, Tinkerbell and has to live with the fear that some anti-social element might find the pooch, kidnap and then demand millions for the canine!

Look at the brighter side, Paris... this could be the best thing that’s going to happen to you. It’ll make your life more interesting than just schmoozing. You can shoot an entire series of Simple Life (I don’t know season 3, 4 or 5) inside the jail. You will just be allowed to walks out of your cell for one hour a day but the whole time camera can capture every si
mple move of yours. You can make more money than any season of Simple Life and you don‘t need Nicole Ritchie darlin! Remember Martha Stewart?

The Resistance, a Christian group in US, has welcomed the hotel heiress’s possible jail term. They intend to celebrate her jail sentence by trashing Paris Hilton CD’s across the US at Hilton Hotels. (Her sales might just go up, see darlin I told you this could be good for you!) The Resistance founder Mark Diceof, believes that, “Paris is an extremely materialistic, uneducated person who rose to prominence because of a homemade sex video.
We're going to be throwing her CDs in huge trash cans and getting them off the face of the Earth."

Good Luck to you guys for it’s an uphill task as there are more freaks out there. Some crazier than Paris Hilton, one of them, some Aussie dude has offered to sponsor her jail term! The thing with freaks is that you can’t get rid of all of them, you lock up one Paris for 45 days but there are millions others as crazy as Paris Hilton.

I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles
-Ella Fitzgerald

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